SABAN JUPITER

Name: LaTanya Alias: "Bourgeous Tramp", "The Black Monica Lewinsky" Age: 16 D.O.B: December 5 Hometown: Yonkers, New York Likes: Hootie and the Blowfish, Flavored Condoms Dislikes: Rap Music, Affirmative Action Hobby: Hanging out on street corners Hero: Hillary from the Fresh Prince of BelAir, Amy Fischer Motto: "Like, *NSYNC or LFO...I wonder who's better in bed?!"

Growing up in the posh suburbs of California, LaTanya (or Tawny as she likes to be called) was chosen to be Saban Jupiter at a "Be Like Heidi Fleiss" seminar. Not exactly the brightest of the bunch, LaTanya gets good grades by, er, um, doing certain deeds for the principal. She also likes straightening her hair and frequenting the boys' locker room while the lacrosse team showers. Her dream is to sleep with every boyband out there, except for the Backstreet Boys because, according to Tanya, "they, like, try to act too much like Black People".

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