Name: Becky
Alias: "The Bleached Bimbo", "Blunder Woman"
Age: 24
D.O.B.: June 30
Hometown: Like, the Valley
Likes: Shiny Objects, Makeup, Boys
Dislikes: Math, Pimples, Thinking
Hobby: Staring at Walls, Giggling, Watching Re-runs of 90210
Hero: Britney Spears, Cher (From Clueless), Jenny McCarthy
Motto: "Tee Hee Hee?! Duh Duuh!!"

Becky was chosen to be Saban Moon so she would do something besides staring at walls and giggling for hours on end. Becky has precious few braincells, yet one day wants to be a star of a WB teen drama and believes that Britney Spears is God (I see a connection there...). She attends Lincoln High School where her freshman year has lasted since 1994. The only time that she develops a working brain is when she becomes Saban Moon, the mystical She-Ra wannabe.