
SABAN
VENUS
Name: Missy Alias: "Cindy Craps-A-Lot", "Pukey Patti" Age: 18 D.O.B.: October 22 Hometown: Hollywood Likes: Syrup of Ipecac, Metamucil Dislikes: Anything fried, Constipation Hobby: Crash Dieting Hero: Calista Flockhart Motto: "I, like, think more girls our age should take Correctol!!" |
Missy became Saban Venus after she
found her power pen on the ground and used it to induce
vomiting. She is only slightly smarter than Becky, which
explains why she's 18 years old and still a high school
freshman (That, and her year in Betty Ford for abusing
Ex-Lax) . She likes a nice, cleansing purge and bowel
movement every few hours and enjoys a nightly enema. She
once started a petition to allow a stomach pump in the
school cafeteria. |