Name: Missy
Alias: "Cindy Craps-A-Lot", "Pukey
Patti"
Age: 18
D.O.B.: October 22
Hometown: Hollywood
Likes: Syrup of Ipecac, Metamucil
Dislikes: Anything fried, Constipation
Hobby: Crash Dieting
Hero: Calista Flockhart
Motto: "I, like, think more girls our age should
take Correctol!!" |
Missy became Saban Venus after she
found her power pen on the ground and used it to induce
vomiting. She is only slightly smarter than Becky, which
explains why she's 18 years old and still a high school
freshman (That, and her year in Betty Ford for abusing
Ex-Lax) . She likes a nice, cleansing purge and bowel
movement every few hours and enjoys a nightly enema. She
once started a petition to allow a stomach pump in the
school cafeteria. |